Musings of a Muslim Lion/Singa

The Hidden Muslim- no one knows he's Muslim. He keeps a low profile is paranoid and doesn't pray, in case he's found out and ar...

The desperate single- always asking for references of other people and stalking facebook for their marriage status. He says ' do you kno...

Bradistan-  Large protests have erupted in Muslim cities of United Villages, because water has been banned from toilets and from the corre...

Narnia- lions in the country have taken to the forest, demanding that there be an 'international lions day' and said that it is hala...

Pakdor- news has arrived of a boy called “Freshie” with new powers, the like of legends from times far far away. Our reporter Mr Lelaki Mon...

You get many different types of people in the ISOC (Islamic Society) or MSA. Here’s a list of some (note that when I say "he/him",...

The Spouse-fier With the rising problem of Muslim divorces, the CPMC has come up with a relationship saving product called the “spouse-fi...

Isle of Snowybabies- protests have started over a number of issues, including the opening up of a new McDonalds in the Muslim island. One...

Fundone- It has recently been discovered by scientists that swine flu actually metamorphoses the victims into pigs. Our reporter Makhi Phal...

Mars Bars- a new alien species has been found by the astronauts that landed on Mars. It has already created shock waves amongst some belief...

Makkah- The Couch Potatoes Muslim Corporation (CPMC) has announced plans for new technology to help Hajjis complete their hajj in the least ...

 (Muslimachu) Narnia- our reporter Bandar Wala has breaking news that Islam has become the fastest growing religion, and he discovered w...